17. One afternoon, a man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd really love to be ten again, " she replied hopefully. On the morning of her birthday, the husband got up early, made her a nice breakfast and then took her to the local amusement park. He put her on every ride in the park﹣ ﹣the Slide, the Roller Coaster(过山车) and the Wall of Fear. .. They tried everything there was in the park. When they went out of the park five hours later, she felt tired and hungry. Right away, they hurried to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with a chicken hamburger and a large cup of chocolate shake. Then they were off to the cinema to see the latest movie, complete with a hot dog, popcorn, a big drink and a huge bag of M&M's, her favorite sweets. After that, the husband drove his heavy wife to the biggest store in the city. There he bought her several dolls that little girls like best.
It was a rally busy day. The husband was so proud of what he did for his loving wife. Finally she went home with her husband and threw herself into the sofa. He asked his loving wife with a big smile, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten years old again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"You FOOL, " she replied a little angrily, "I meant my dress size. .. "